The Bride – A Wedding Joke
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
Of course, madam,’ replied the sales clerk, ‘exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?’
The bride to be said: ‘A long frilly white dress with a veil.’
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, ‘Please don’t take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time – for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps
ivory or sky blue would be nice?’
